Honey, the kids were abducted by Dutch Sunnis

Posted on January 28, 2021 by mario

Be you. Be frolicking in the balmy lavafields of southern Iceland in the early seventeenth century. You see what looks like a whaling ship in the distance. An hour later, three blonde men in turbans come up to you and your brother and drag you down to their small rowboat. They spend the next hour rowing you out to sea and locking you into the hold with the other prisoners. They then sail to Algiers to sell you.